Me nyame is Gentleman Jim Corbett an although ahm not famous fre me boxing
skills leik me illustrious namesake, ah also ahaad a world title....World
Aa've been aal ower the world an ahm sick of bein telt , "Smile — gandie on the bright side?". Dyer feel guilty when yee admit you're having a bad dyah? ...... If yee answered aye te this question, yee are a victim o the "Don't worry, be happy" mentality tha is pervading America...... A cuntry aa've visited offan wi me geet friends...The Fat Pack. So far whilst in the states aa've:
Moaned on the Mississippi
noo known in the states as The Whinge Master General. But ah enjoy
it, its a Geordies reet te hev a canny good moan, affta aal wi gave
yee Robson an Jerome (actually ah discovered them) am not kidding
yee man. Also ahm proud te announce ahm related te The Krankies.
Did yee knaa, tha they are not Scots,but proper Geordies.. Little
Jimmy Krankie is me cousin.
P.S.........I hev me aan group in The Toon . Wor caal'd The Sad