Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.

If You Leave, Can I Come Too

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out

When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In Again